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When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson's head-crown, so every patty can be tax-free. His wife, Marjorie, decides to take care of her mentally-touched husband and hopes she has the strength to stick by him for better or worse. But as she unbearably loses everything and everyone because of Bert's insanity, she crumbles, thinking she's holding on to dead hope for her husband to regain his sanity, but will it ever happen? Scorned by her friends and family for living with a madman her only listening ear is the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who wants her for himself. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep his wife's love but instead, is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, "Will Bert ever get to take off the Right Honourable Portia Simpson's head-crown?"EXCERPT 1Marj looked at him and the wrinkles straightened out her face. "See how mi smart? You nuh see how fast mi mek you reach yah?" Bert asked, "You lucky you come quick though enuh, a light mi did gone light the gas cylinder and mi couldn't find the matches, you think you coulda out it in time if mi did get fi put mi hand pon the matches? You stay deh, you woulda blow till you weak you couldn't put out that deh big fire deh mi woulda set the house pon. A woulda bun dung the whole a in yah then claim insurance."She threw her hand up and slapped her forehead harder than she intended to. She wanted to be angry, but when she looked in his eyes she breathed out some of the fire out her chest and shook her head. Her voice lowered,"Bert, that's a boxing ring Hun, I can't wear that."She repeated her mantra, "For better or for worse Lord, for better or for worse."EXCERPT 2Six and a half hours later, Marj came in the evening and was greeted by the Vybz Kartel, he was blasting in the house, 'Cock it up pon the Dumper Truck'. Her ears hurt. But what was more alarming to her senses.

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When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson's head-crown, so every patty can be tax-free. His wife, Marjorie, decides to take care of her mentally-touched husband and hopes she has the strength to stick by him for better or worse. But as she unbearably loses everything and everyone because of Bert's insanity, she crumbles, thinking she's holding on to dead hope for her husband to regain his sanity, but will it ever happen?Scorned by her friends and family for living with a madman her only listening ear is the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who wants her for himself. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep his wife's love but instead, is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, "Will Bert ever get to take off the Right Honourable Portia Simpson's head-crown?"EXCERPTBert and Marj were heading to church in the car. Love Fm was playing Goddy Goddy new gospel song and Bert changed the radio station from Love fm to Zip fm, Bambino was playing Bert's favorite song of all time, he cranked up the Vybz Kartel "Cock it up pon the dumper truck."Bert couldn't control himself, that was his jam. He took Marj's dark glasses off the dashboard and put it on his round face. Marj looked away and allowed him to listen his music, she knew how much he loved this song. When the chorus came along," ♪Back it up pon the dumper truck ♪"Bert mouth start to spring water. The bass in the beat pounded so nice, 'Bap, bap!' it moved Bert everytime it chipped in. He gyrated his bottom a little bit on the leather seat and in sweet joy said,"Whooo- Lalala. Hear music gal. A my song thattttt." He pointed to the radio with one finger and then was about to unbuckle his seat belt, he changed his mind, gyrated his hips in perfect timing to the beat, side to side, 'Bap, bap!'The music start take over Bert's round body, the chorus reached, " ♪Set good like the ice i.

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BOOK 3. IT GETS FUNNIER BY THE BOOKWha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon?Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica's Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, it mad Dr. Kemp. He became a ninja obsessed with wearing his wife tights and hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson so that poor people can eat beef patties tax-free. Dr. Kemp's wife, Marjorie Kemp, firstly decide to take care of her husband and stick by him for better or for worse. But as things get extremely worse and she is losing everything and everyone, she is challenged to think is she holding on to a withered and dead relationship that will never bloom again?Scorned by her friends and family for living with a mad man her only listening ear is the ultra attractive Dr. Arnold who is attracted to her. Her mad husband grows jealous and goes to utterly insane measures to keep his wife love and to prove his, but instead proves not only to be preposterous madness but is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, will Dr. Kemp get to murder the Right Honourable Portia Simpson?

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BOOK 3. IT GETS FUNNIER BY THE BOOKWha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon?Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica's Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, it mad Dr. Kemp. He became a ninja obsessed with wearing his wife tights and hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson so that poor people can eat beef patties tax-free. Dr. Kemp's wife, Marjorie Kemp, firstly decide to take care of her husband and stick by him for better or for worse. But as things get extremely worse and she is losing everything and everyone, she is challenged to think is she holding on to a withered and dead relationship that will never bloom again?Scorned by her friends and family for living with a mad man her only listening ear is the ultra attractive Dr. Arnold who is attracted to her. Her mad husband grows jealous and goes to utterly insane measures to keep his wife love and to prove his, but instead proves not only to be preposterous madness but is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, will Dr. Kemp get to murder the Right Honourable Portia Simpson?

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BOOK 3 . . . IT GETS FUNNIER BY THE BOOK Wha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon? Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica’s Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, ... BOOK 3 . . . IT GETS FUNNIER BY THE BOOK Wha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon? Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica’s Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, it mad Dr. Kemp. He became a ninja obsessed with wearing his wife tights and hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson so that poor people can eat beef patties tax-free. Dr. Kemp’s wife, Marjorie Kemp, firstly decide to take care of her husband and stick by him for better or for worse. But as things get extremely worse and she is losing everything and everyone, she is challenged to think is she holding on to a withered and dead relationship that will never bloom again? Scorned by her friends and family for living with a mad man her only listening ear is the ultra attractive Dr. Arnold who is attracted to her. Her mad husband grows jealous and goes to utterly insane measures to keep his wife love and to prove his, but instead proves not only to be preposterous madness but is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, will Dr. Kemp get to murder the Right Honourable Portia Simpson? Productinformatie:Taal: Engels;Formaat: Epub zonder kopieerbeveiliging (DRM) ;Kopieerrechten: Het kopiëren van (delen van) de pagina's is niet toegestaan ;ISBN10: 1311904298;ISBN13: 9781311904294; Engels | Ebook | 2015.

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BOOK 3 . . . IT GETS FUNNIER BY THE BOOK Wha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon? Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica’s Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, ... BOOK 3 . . . IT GETS FUNNIER BY THE BOOK Wha did mad Bert? The flexible fat man pon di cover a di book weh u a look pon? Well, back In 2012, the financial climate on planet earth was spiralling down to the dogs. Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist and a deep thinking philosopher closely studied the stressful economic terrains of his little island of wood and water, Jamaica. The taxes were too high and new taxes were murderous. When Portia Simpson, Jamaica’s Prime minister, implemented the tax on patty, it mad Dr. Kemp. He became a ninja obsessed with wearing his wife tights and hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson so that poor people can eat beef patties tax-free. Dr. Kemp’s wife, Marjorie Kemp, firstly decide to take care of her husband and stick by him for better or for worse. But as things get extremely worse and she is losing everything and everyone, she is challenged to think is she holding on to a withered and dead relationship that will never bloom again? Scorned by her friends and family for living with a mad man her only listening ear is the ultra attractive Dr. Arnold who is attracted to her. Her mad husband grows jealous and goes to utterly insane measures to keep his wife love and to prove his, but instead proves not only to be preposterous madness but is pushing her away. The ultimate question then is, will Dr. Kemp get to murder the Right Honourable Portia Simpson?Taal: Engels;Formaat: Epub zonder kopieerbeveiliging (DRM) ;Kopieerrechten: Het kopiëren van (delen van) de pagina's is niet toegestaan ;Verschijningsdatum: juni 2015;ISBN10: 1507090684;ISBN13: 9781507090688; Engelstalig | Ebook | 2015.

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