Testosterone, Turkeys and Dolly: Observations from a Small Town Columnist
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Testosterone, Turkeys and Dolly
EN NWISBN: 9781502414403 bzw. 1502414406, in Englisch, Createspace, neu.
Lieferung aus: Vereinigtes Königreich Großbritannien und Nordirland, in-stock.
Mr. Green was talking to himself, sitting on his deck in the dark with three fingers of scotch and a Glock, waiting for the raccoons. Dave Barry meets Mark Twain, Testosterone, Turkeys and Dolly is 104 columns from Notes from the Coast, a weekly newspaper column about life, death, what makes things funny, what we were and the surprise of what we became. What do you expect when a story on what gender is Godzilla is considered news. I don t know about you, but I don t want to even imagine two Godzillas mating. You re a film buff? The next selection on your Netflix queue is Attack of the Fifty-Foot Vampiress with a D-Cup. I can imagine you asking just before I croak, are you okay? No, I m not okay. Are you not paying attention? I m dying. Need anything? I need everything. The Constitution should require vegetarians and Republicans to listen to my side while nodding occasionally. I ve got pretty good algorithm myself, as I was told recently at the end of my Zumba workoutA friend asked me if margarine, rice cakes, turkey bacon, and fat-free sour cream will help her live longer. No, I said, it won t. It will just seem longer. It s a sobering thought to realize the granddaughter of your granddaughter, will not know what you fought for or who you loved. Our species is heart-warming, crazy and frightening. One couple named their kid .45. A local mother told her daughters there s no Santa, tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and that guy who lives with us is not your father. Come along for the ride.
Mr. Green was talking to himself, sitting on his deck in the dark with three fingers of scotch and a Glock, waiting for the raccoons. Dave Barry meets Mark Twain, Testosterone, Turkeys and Dolly is 104 columns from Notes from the Coast, a weekly newspaper column about life, death, what makes things funny, what we were and the surprise of what we became. What do you expect when a story on what gender is Godzilla is considered news. I don t know about you, but I don t want to even imagine two Godzillas mating. You re a film buff? The next selection on your Netflix queue is Attack of the Fifty-Foot Vampiress with a D-Cup. I can imagine you asking just before I croak, are you okay? No, I m not okay. Are you not paying attention? I m dying. Need anything? I need everything. The Constitution should require vegetarians and Republicans to listen to my side while nodding occasionally. I ve got pretty good algorithm myself, as I was told recently at the end of my Zumba workoutA friend asked me if margarine, rice cakes, turkey bacon, and fat-free sour cream will help her live longer. No, I said, it won t. It will just seem longer. It s a sobering thought to realize the granddaughter of your granddaughter, will not know what you fought for or who you loved. Our species is heart-warming, crazy and frightening. One couple named their kid .45. A local mother told her daughters there s no Santa, tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and that guy who lives with us is not your father. Come along for the ride.
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Testosterone, Turkeys and Dolly: Observations from a Small Town Columnist
EN PB NWISBN: 9781502414403 bzw. 1502414406, in Englisch, CreateSpace Publishing, Taschenbuch, neu.
Lieferung aus: Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika, In Stock.
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