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Beatrix: Mystical Dating Agency (eBook, ePUB)
NW EBISBN: 9798215157145 bzw. 8215157149, Sprache unbekannt, Janet Lee Smith, neu, E-Book.
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"Looking for Your One True Mate?" "Tired of The Mystical Bar Scene?" "Ready to Meet Your One True Mate?" "Give Mandy a Call at The Mystical Dating Agency!" "We'll Find Your One True Mate, Or Your Money Back!" I'm going to tell you a story. Mmkay? You don't really have a choice but to pay attention. If you don't pay attention, I'll find you. I promise you won't like what happens if I find you. Okay, I'm kidding, I won't really try and find you. I have too much to do. But just sit back and pay attention anyway. Don't worry, it will be entertaining. After all, everything about me is entertaining. In fact, you might need a drink. A very strong drink. My name is Beatrix Jones, Bea for short, and this is the story of how I found my one true mate by calling a matchmaker named Mandy. Oh yeah, a few other things may have happened along the way! Where do I begin? Wait, I know where. I'm a 433-year-old vampire and became a vampire 412 years ago. This means I have the looks of a 21-year-old and the experience of a 433-year-old. That should make me a hot commodity, right? Right?!! But no, it evidently doesn't. Hundreds of years, and I still haven't found my one true mate. That's because he or she doesn't exist. It's not that I don't date, or even have an occasional long-term relationship It's just that I haven't met my "one true mate" yet. The Ancients say that we all have one true mate. I say The Ancients are nuts. Vampires have lived among humans throughout time. We didn't exactly live in the shadows, but no one could know our secret either. That's why we finally decided to come out of the shadows. Humans took it pretty well. Well, most humans. Some still tried to kill us. That was pretty amusing to watch. Humans are silly beings and they believed all the myths about us. They didn't realize that all the myths about us were created by The Ancients years ago. They wanted to be sure we were safe if someone found out about us. So, yea, stakes to the heart? Won't work. Garlic? The ancients were created in Italy, we all love Italian food. Sunlight? Again, no. How do you think we were all able to live among you and not be found out? Most of us actually love the sun. That's why so many of us live in places like Hawaii. Oh yea, if you live in Hawaii, you probably know many vampires. Crosses? No, God loves us too, therefore he didn't create something that would kill us. It was all great fun to watch though. None of us took it personally when someone tried to kill us, after all, we kind of expected it. Wait…did I say none of us took it personally? Okay, most of us didn't take it personally. But enough about that. This vamp needs to go on a date, damn it! I at least needed to find a friend with benefits! I'll go in to drink my lunch and as soon as I get home I'll call Mandy from the Mystical Dating Agency. But that's not all Bea will be doing! No, her life is never that simple. While she's looking for my one true mate, her best friend, Magdalena Serpentine, Maggie for short, is having a problem that she needs help with. Maggie is a very powerful witch and the head of the witch's council. A young witch has cast a spell that could affect not only the entire paranormal community but also earth and everyone on it. Maggie and the two other members of the witch's council, Ollie and Sarafina, need to find a way to stop the spell before the earth is no more. There's also the werewolf drama that breaks out. What's a vampire looking for love supposed to do when all Hell breaks loose? ***18+ only. Adult conversations and sexual content*** ***This is a novella***.
"Looking for Your One True Mate?" "Tired of The Mystical Bar Scene?" "Ready to Meet Your One True Mate?" "Give Mandy a Call at The Mystical Dating Agency!" "We'll Find Your One True Mate, Or Your Money Back!" I'm going to tell you a story. Mmkay? You don't really have a choice but to pay attention. If you don't pay attention, I'll find you. I promise you won't like what happens if I find you. Okay, I'm kidding, I won't really try and find you. I have too much to do. But just sit back and pay attention anyway. Don't worry, it will be entertaining. After all, everything about me is entertaining. In fact, you might need a drink. A very strong drink. My name is Beatrix Jones, Bea for short, and this is the story of how I found my one true mate by calling a matchmaker named Mandy. Oh yeah, a few other things may have happened along the way! Where do I begin? Wait, I know where. I'm a 433-year-old vampire and became a vampire 412 years ago. This means I have the looks of a 21-year-old and the experience of a 433-year-old. That should make me a hot commodity, right? Right?!! But no, it evidently doesn't. Hundreds of years, and I still haven't found my one true mate. That's because he or she doesn't exist. It's not that I don't date, or even have an occasional long-term relationship It's just that I haven't met my "one true mate" yet. The Ancients say that we all have one true mate. I say The Ancients are nuts. Vampires have lived among humans throughout time. We didn't exactly live in the shadows, but no one could know our secret either. That's why we finally decided to come out of the shadows. Humans took it pretty well. Well, most humans. Some still tried to kill us. That was pretty amusing to watch. Humans are silly beings and they believed all the myths about us. They didn't realize that all the myths about us were created by The Ancients years ago. They wanted to be sure we were safe if someone found out about us. So, yea, stakes to the heart? Won't work. Garlic? The ancients were created in Italy, we all love Italian food. Sunlight? Again, no. How do you think we were all able to live among you and not be found out? Most of us actually love the sun. That's why so many of us live in places like Hawaii. Oh yea, if you live in Hawaii, you probably know many vampires. Crosses? No, God loves us too, therefore he didn't create something that would kill us. It was all great fun to watch though. None of us took it personally when someone tried to kill us, after all, we kind of expected it. Wait…did I say none of us took it personally? Okay, most of us didn't take it personally. But enough about that. This vamp needs to go on a date, damn it! I at least needed to find a friend with benefits! I'll go in to drink my lunch and as soon as I get home I'll call Mandy from the Mystical Dating Agency. But that's not all Bea will be doing! No, her life is never that simple. While she's looking for my one true mate, her best friend, Magdalena Serpentine, Maggie for short, is having a problem that she needs help with. Maggie is a very powerful witch and the head of the witch's council. A young witch has cast a spell that could affect not only the entire paranormal community but also earth and everyone on it. Maggie and the two other members of the witch's council, Ollie and Sarafina, need to find a way to stop the spell before the earth is no more. There's also the werewolf drama that breaks out. What's a vampire looking for love supposed to do when all Hell breaks loose? ***18+ only. Adult conversations and sexual content*** ***This is a novella***.
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