2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone: The biggest book of original jokes with over 3000 kid-safe jokes and no ? or (?) humour - all traditional joke
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2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone: The biggest book of original jokes with over 3000 kid-safe jokes and no ? or (?) humour - all traditional joke
~EN PB NWISBN: 9789354080340 bzw. 9354080340, vermutlich in Englisch, V. Subhash, Taschenbuch, neu.
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Almost everything you expect in a jokebook and moreSpecial section to improve kids' English-language skills and general knowledge 2020 new jokes (or 3100+ jokes in all), mostly written in quiz style Jokes that you don't have to think about, just like George Costanza wanted them - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes... Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes... For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics. For kids and students wishing to improve their vocabulary and general knowledge, a treasure house of clever wordplay and interesting facts/riddles, and THREE CHAPTERS DEVOTED TO FOREIGN LANGUAGES. Several funny and thought-provoking poems (mostly as financial/political limericks), set to the tune of popular nursery rhymes. Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are skeptical, read the pages of the Confucius-Say Jokes and Off-The-Wall Philosophers chapters. Plenty of illustrations and some very novel page and joke formats. Loads of fun for everyone. ExcerptsPart 1 - for learningChildren's JokesWhy did the lizard sue the hospital?After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.Computer JokesWhat made the quantum computer so frustrated?He made a complete fool of himself.Physics JokesHow many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.Chemistry JokesWhat happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?It left him fuming.Biology JokesWhy is xylem more believable than phloem?Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.Part 2 - for funBar JokesInvisible Woman walks into a barInvisible Woman walks into a bar and sees Invisible Man drinking. She takes the stool next to him. Just then, Invisible Man tells the bartender, "If my wife rings and asks for me, tell her that I am not here.Romantic/Breakup Jokes (Nearly 600 jokes - almost ever profession covered)What has low life expectancy, poor hygiene, deficient vision, inadequate sense of direction, risk of going bald and high self-esteem?Men.What has high life expectancy, better hygiene, superior vision, adequate sense of direction, zero risk of going bald and low self-esteem?Women.Part 3 - only for intellectualsConfucius JokesHell and heaven:Confucius say: Hell has no fury like woman scorned. Heaven has no angel like mother to newborn.Journalism Jokes (with screenshots of actual news stories)#BlueForSudan hashtag offends Na'vi people because it appropriates their blue identity[Modified screenshot of original CNN article with still from the movie Avatar. Full-colour PDF of this chapter is available free on the author's website.]Political Jokes (Nearly 400 jokes - mostly non-political though)What is a politically incorrect name for a human abducted by an alien from outer space?Undocumented emigrant.What is a politically incorrect name for a weightlifter?Weight supremacist.
Almost everything you expect in a jokebook and moreSpecial section to improve kids' English-language skills and general knowledge 2020 new jokes (or 3100+ jokes in all), mostly written in quiz style Jokes that you don't have to think about, just like George Costanza wanted them - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes... Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes... For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics. For kids and students wishing to improve their vocabulary and general knowledge, a treasure house of clever wordplay and interesting facts/riddles, and THREE CHAPTERS DEVOTED TO FOREIGN LANGUAGES. Several funny and thought-provoking poems (mostly as financial/political limericks), set to the tune of popular nursery rhymes. Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are skeptical, read the pages of the Confucius-Say Jokes and Off-The-Wall Philosophers chapters. Plenty of illustrations and some very novel page and joke formats. Loads of fun for everyone. ExcerptsPart 1 - for learningChildren's JokesWhy did the lizard sue the hospital?After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.Computer JokesWhat made the quantum computer so frustrated?He made a complete fool of himself.Physics JokesHow many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.Chemistry JokesWhat happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?It left him fuming.Biology JokesWhy is xylem more believable than phloem?Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.Part 2 - for funBar JokesInvisible Woman walks into a barInvisible Woman walks into a bar and sees Invisible Man drinking. She takes the stool next to him. Just then, Invisible Man tells the bartender, "If my wife rings and asks for me, tell her that I am not here.Romantic/Breakup Jokes (Nearly 600 jokes - almost ever profession covered)What has low life expectancy, poor hygiene, deficient vision, inadequate sense of direction, risk of going bald and high self-esteem?Men.What has high life expectancy, better hygiene, superior vision, adequate sense of direction, zero risk of going bald and low self-esteem?Women.Part 3 - only for intellectualsConfucius JokesHell and heaven:Confucius say: Hell has no fury like woman scorned. Heaven has no angel like mother to newborn.Journalism Jokes (with screenshots of actual news stories)#BlueForSudan hashtag offends Na'vi people because it appropriates their blue identity[Modified screenshot of original CNN article with still from the movie Avatar. Full-colour PDF of this chapter is available free on the author's website.]Political Jokes (Nearly 400 jokes - mostly non-political though)What is a politically incorrect name for a human abducted by an alien from outer space?Undocumented emigrant.What is a politically incorrect name for a weightlifter?Weight supremacist.
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